Perimeter blocked

Yes, I know I said I would get a new thegrotto theme done quickly, but a combination of things led to that not happening, and then I got kind of busy for a while with jobsearching.

Not that great of an excuse really – mostly the problem is the web design equivalent of “writer’s block” that has haunted me for some time. I do have the ideas, and I they are achievable, but as soon as I sit down with Photoshop to mock up a new theme, I cannot seem to pass even the simplest of creative hurdles. As soon as I try something I think will be cool, it looks rubbish – and rather than push on and make it look interesting somehow, I jump back to the drawing board. I just cannot find a path to proceed.

The annoying thing is that this has true of most of my creative endevours for the past couple years, and it’s really getting to the point where I cannot see a light at the end of any “creative” tunnel. There is so much music I have conceptualised but not executed, so much writing I have begun and not completed, so many redesigns of this website that have not made it off the squared paper.

Regarding thegrotto, One solution is to just hash together something simple for now, and tweak it into shape as I go, but I’m not very fond of that idea, because I know I am capable of more.

So, I guess what I should do is lay out exactly what it is I had intended to do, if for no other reason than to get it out there.

  • I was attempting to merge thegrotto into timidelfdesigns by making thegrotto into the blog section of a combined timidelfdesigns website, and move away from using the .tk forwarding (as it masks true page URLs ) for thegrotto.
  • At one point I considered using a light/dark dichotomy to differentiated between thegrotto and timidelfdesigns, to distinguish the two as halves of a whole.
  • The colour scheme I am looking at is, as usual, red. I still like white text on black, but likely muting the tones and desaturating it a little. It would be off-white on off-black for the body text.
  • I was looking to have a subtle texture to the background that was somehow personal and specific, rather than just generic grungy – likely by using photographic textures of my own.
  • Sticking to a two column layout, but open to having the sidebar on either side.

That was the gist of the idea, which basically hasn’t changed through a good ten or so different variations. Having been unable to land on something I’m fully happy with, I think perhaps I should throw some or all of those constraints away, at least temporarily, and begin from scratch.

Looks like a nice rain out, I think I’ll go take a break. Got a job interview at 9.00AM so won’t really spend a lot of time working on it tonight, but I’ve got my Oblique Strategies cards at the ready, and a blank slate, and perhaps admitting I was “wrong” is the first step to moving forward… Or perhaps I’ll be back where I am now after another ten failed designs.

Hooray.

Oh, and this month I have mostly been listening to:

  • Simon and Garfunkel – Wednesday Morning 3AM
  • The Stares – Meridians (at last!)
  • Talking Heads – Little Creatures
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Land O’ Shet

I am in Shetland right now. I’m sitting in my ex-flatmate Tom’s house. Another ex-flatmate Murray is across the room there.

Tom’s Mother has graciously allowed us into her home for the week, which we have mostly spent wandering about Shetland. Not a great deal to see or do on Shetland, but it is very pretty.

Check out that water. On Shetland. On the North Sea coast. Only a couple miles outside of Lerwick.

Only downside is the 14hour ferry overnight journey. But it’s not too bad if you bring a sleeping bag and get a long-bench in the Six-Forward bar. Returning Saturday night, arriving Sunday morning.

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Asphixiator – White

Been meaning to finish remastering this one for a while. Finally got round to it today.

It is the second of the three releases in the Asphixiator colour series, focusing its attention on some harsh and abrasive textures. It’s kind of rough, but it’s supposed to be. This is somewhat in the vein of Merzbow.

P.S. Still working on the site, watch this space.

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Update happening…

Okay, last night I decided I should get to work on the update I’ve had in mind for months now. I upgraded to WordPress 3.0 (whole number update, exciting!) and then ten minutes or so ago I noticed the K2 theme, which I used as a template for my theme, had an update. After updating, my theme has been left behind in the old K2. Rather than restore it immediately, I am going to use this reversion to a dull standard format as incentive to get the new one done.

It could take several days, but I’m hoping to make good progress by tonight. We shall see.

Edit: This is not it by the way, this is the new theme that comes with WordPress 3.0, which I am playing with. Still working on the update, but it is taking longer than I would like trying to nail down a design I find exciting.

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Five Songs Vaguely Related to Animals

Edit: Murray pointed me at Grooveshark, and then I did this:

So you can apparently now actually listen to these songs, through some devilry I am not party to. Do it!

Okay, this is a slightly flimsy premise, but it actually has some gems, lo:

Henry Cow – Bittern Storm Over Ulm

Unrest (Virgin, 1974)

This is a short song just shy of two and a half minutes, but it features to my ears, the most concise and complete statement of Henry Cow as a band. The funky bass figure, the weird lead guitar, the avant jazz drum virtuosity, and of course the early Zappa-esque woodwinds.  It might be a little hard for you to digest, but that’s probably because your brain is underdeveloped.

The bittern is a member of the heron family, and Ulm is a German city on the Danube. So there you go. Totally animal related. Despite being instrumental. Oh well.

Eagle Twin – In the Beginning was the Scream

The Unkindness of Crows (Southern Lord, 2009)

This is an excellent new two-man doom metal band, obsessed with eagles and crows for some reason. This is growly and rough, and describes crows in a strange mythological manner (inspired by Ted Hughes’ “Crow” poems apparently) as being somewhat responsible for the invention of murder, amongst otherthings.

“Who begat crow. Who begat more crow. Who begat murder. Who begat more murder.”

Right up my alley thematically and musically. Crunchy and delicious. Also, beardy. Can’t have enough beards. Even if everyone in the world had a beard, that still wouldn’t be enough for my liking.

Captain Beefheart & his Magic Band – Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish

Trout Mask Replica (Straight Records, 1969)

This is one of the more absurdist songs on one of the most absurdist commercial records ever released by a man who is quite likely not “all there”. Lyrically, Beefheart throws out a trail of utterly incomprehensible images, including such wonders as:

“Dank drum ‘n dung dust”

And;

“Archaic faces frenzy, ceramic fists artificial deceased”

Musically, it is, much like the rest of the album, a jigsaw puzzle of the blues assembled all wrong. Not much more to say about it. Except that it is an awesome wonder that it works as well as it does.

The animal link here is vague. There’s a few specific references here and there in the lyrics, to bugs, fish, whales, and the titular octafish. But lords only know what it’s really about.

Torche – Tarpit Carnivore

In Return (Robotic Empire/Rock Action, 2007)

Torche, the recently robbed, but always awesome melodic super-heavy rock band, are sure to bring a smile to the face of all but the most fun-hating amongst us. And while I certainly hate fun, not enough to hate Torche. I mean come on. This song is plodding and stomping, yet snarly and lithe. As the name suggests, it is the sound of mastodons and sabre-toothed tigers and those crazy looking pre-ice age rhinos. Except not really, because it is in fact the sound of a guitar whose lowest string is downtuned beyond all recognisable pitch to create a thunderous metallic rattle.

Very animalistic and raw, but also, as I may have mentioned, fun.

Old Man Gloom – Branch Breaker

Seminar II: The Holy Rites of Primitivism Regressionism (Tortuga, 2001)

Mmm, ape cum. Hey, maybe you should search for the lyrics of this song.

It’s one of OMG’s shorter pieces, a little vignette of fast, crunchy grinding metal. Thematically it expresses the name of the album, the regression of man to a primitive ape-like state and his return to the forest from whence his ancestry came. Kind of impressive they can express this concept in 51 seconds. That’s right folks, probably in less time than its taken me to write this gibberish.

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Journeying

Got an trip to Shetland with Murray, from the 10th-18th July, to see me old mucker Tom, and be weirded out by island life, and almost-die in a tiny prop plane on the way to Fair Isle.

Then, possibly going to see Penn&Teller in London on the evening on the 18th, requiring me to jump off a 12 hour ferry, wait 2 hours, then onto a 3 hour train, back to the Glasgow flat, dump my bags, have a shower, then onto a five hour train to London… Holy crap.

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Recent Vibrations

Soundtracks for lovely evening strolls:

  • Twilight - Monument to Time End
  • Wolves in the Throne Room - Two Hunters
  • Goatsnake - Flower of Disease
  • Secret Chiefs 3Satellite Supersonic Vol 1
  • Neil YoungDead Man (soundtrack)
  • Kayo DotCoyote
  • Land of KushAgainst the Day
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LOST

So, it’s all over. Just finished watching the finale.

I had actually written recaps for episodes 13 and 14, but I couldn’t be bothered getting screencaps to post them, so I never got round to it. I might post them up shortly regardless, as if anyone cares.

Anyway, regarding “The End” as they aptly named it, I was quite satisfied. Not just satisfied though; moved, slightly bewildered, and ultimately thankful. Spoilers ahead, though I will keep this brief.

Continue reading

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Torche robbed…

Torche, the band

Torche, the rather awesome rock band, were robbed outside a venue a couple of nights back. They lost guitars, amps, pedals, mics, cameras, laptops… Basically, a shitload of gear.

You can help them out by donating some spare change to TLCforTorche@gmail.com. Even if you don’t know who Torche are, it’s still good karma, if you believe in that kind of thing. Or one of those “random acts of human kindness” things all the plaid-shirt wearing hipsters talk about. Of course, you totally should know who Torche are because they are really unbelievably cool. If I had a phone that played actual music, Tarpit Carnivore would be my ringtone.

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Tartar Lamb 2

I know I don’t have a lot of readers here, but man, you should totally help out Toby Driver, of maudlin of the Well, Kayo Dot, Tartar Lamb and various other musical activities, record and release his latest musical endeavour. The whole issue of making music professionally these days is complex considering most people who listen to music have ceased to consider music as being of any financial value. Grass-roots funding campaigns like this have worked for a number of bands (notably Marillion, who it should be noted I do not like at all) and bring the fans and the musicians closer to a patronage system, which is all pretty swell. Like what they do? Help them do it some more.

If you don’t know about Tartar Lamb, that’s reasonable. However, you should at least know about Kayo Dot and maudlin of the Well, and specifically how they constantly evolve and progress. Their music unfolds in breathtaking and adventurous ways, thematically exciting, emotional, ambiguous, specific, big, small, loud, quiet… Don’t believe me? Well, hey, why don’t you go and stream or download the latest maudlin of the Well release for free? Guess how hey funded this incredibly awesome album? That’s right folks, donations from generous fans. This was my favourite album of last year, and Kayo Dot‘s latest, Coyote” just dropped last month, a spellbinding and hauntingly psychedelic melodrama of gothic fusion jazz RIO prog something-or-other.

Anyway, here’s the link, if anyone cares to invest in this. The system is simple. You donate, they make the record, they send you the record (and various other goodies if you feel like pledging more money).

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